ok so it’s not like we wanted to make a Skyrim comic, but it just kind of happened. specifically, it happened kind of like this: you’re on your way to gettin’ executed when all of a sudden a dragon melts everyone in the town but you. i don’t actually know how this goes down. i haven’t played it. Pete has, and he described it to me. i think i’ve got this. ok, so, Pete and I thought, hey, what if the dragon melted the town, but, then, like, he wasnt able to escape, and he just starved to death, or what if the rope to the guillotine was on fire and he was going to die anyway. well one thing lead to another and now here’s a cynical orphan who can’t get adopted because dragons are assholes