From now on devilsbiscuit will only take place inside of cars.

Anyway, for those of you paying attention at home, or those of you with common sense, you caught me. Thumbs can not be torn from their host by a mere air bag, no matter the speed. But, do you know? Do you really know? Can you be so sure? Yes, this myth was torn apart on Mythbusters. Yes, they proved that such a thing is impossible. But do they know? Do they really know?

I am being told that they did, do, and that their research was rather conclusive. Well fuck