I wanted Jeff’s will to read, “Murder the one that done murder’d me.”  Alive Jeff wanted none of that.  Man, what did I just say about the agony of writing one’s real life friends into their comic?  This is what I get for having alive friends.  Well, ok, maybe that’s not entirely fair.  He did agree to allow us to make his last words awful, if we would mention in the comic that he had written his will ironically.  To save time, I wrote his will double ironically.

This is now such and such’s third death.  To avoid overdoing this sort of thing, the second death was only a flesh wound.  That is, it wasn’t a death at all.  It turns out he’s resilient to swords.  Maybe he’s resilient to knives too?

Also, check out that haunting god damn expression in the last panel.