The skinny of this goes something like this: I think dying has the potential to be hilarious. I can make a million different versions of that comic up there. Actually, we are going to do a million of those comics: “Come closer… I really… really have to pee right now. But, like, should I hold it? I’m dying, so, like, this should take care of itself, right? I don’t want my last moment to be me peeing, but I don’t want to be all fuckin’ uncomfortable while I’m waiting to die.” Man, I hope dying isn’t that fuckin’ stressful.

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