We really lose a lot, a lot of really great detail when we scale our comic down. One day I might snap, and release these things from then on in their original three thousand pixel wide format. We all have high-speed now, and nice monitors, so I’m sure it wouldn’t be too much of an inconvenience if you were only able to read half of a panel at a time.

That thing that kid is in in the second panel is real. Oh, it’s real. It’s real and it’s popular. Kids were lined up just waiting for their chance to stick their arm into a plastic copy of a cow’s ass. But that’s not the best part. The best part is that they put the ass next to a real cow. Scores of children sticking their entire arm into a fake cow’s ass next to a real cow. They made it watch this happen! Again and again! There was nowhere for that cow to go. Nothing else for it to look at. It was stuck in a tiny little cage. A tiny little cage next to a cow’s ass, and a Co Op butcher booth. What the fuck did that cow do