Sorry, Finland, I couldn’t come up with anyone else to compete with. They’re all beating us! A friend suggested Kazakhstan, and, man… These summer olympics.

James Hudson Jr has been upgraded to “Canada”. We didn’t know he’d be returning. Had we, we would have named him Canada. Man, is it any wonder we don’t use names here? How did we mess this up? We should have used a beaver instead. People would’ve got that, I think. But I don’t know. The son of the Queen is a beaver? That’s a little far-fetched.

In the future, the part of Canada may be played by a beaver. So much for continuity.

Young Queen will remain the Queen. She looks great.