Accordin’ to Pete, an’ the end credits of Spy Kids 4, Snake Plissken has become a caterer. Specifically, he has become a caterer for Spy Kids 4. Escape From LA was bad, sure, but has it really come to this?

Bonus original draft of my dialogue:

I’m really excited in the first panel again!
These comics do look similar.

Snake Plissken in a fuckin’ ice cream truck yeah

Oh no I don’t have dialogue for the third panel.