Woah, what’s going on here. Unique skin tones? Equipped. A taller comic? Created. Blazers, Glasses with Thick Rims and a Kerchief? Acqu — Hey wait a second. What horrible fate has befallen our hapless hero? Well gather round, children. I have a story to tell:

One fateful night our protagonist, at what he thought was a party, was bit by a spider. But not by any mainstream spider, no. He was bit by a radioactive, hipster spider. Our hero was turned, twisted. Overnight he became something greater, something more powerful: A Wall Street Occupier. Will he rise to the challenge? Will he take to the streets? Will he shout unclear, unfocused messages at no one really in particular? Tune in next week to find out!

(Probably not)