It’s difficult to be nice to a charitable organization. I think more than it should be. Would I like to donate to the veterans? Of course I would. Would I like to give them some change? Who the fuck keeps change on their person any more? Get with the program, grandpa. Look, even if one happens to be a rich enough d00d to keep twenty dollars in their pocket, they still don’t have change. I guess I could ask ’em to break it, but … are we allowed to do that? Would that be impolite? Can they even make change? The slits on those jars are suspiciously small an’ I’ll bet the lid is glued on. Man, if you can’t trust cadets and veterans, who can you?