It isn’t often you’ll find us recommending you run off to read a better webcomic, but here we are. If you somehow haven’t already heard of this story, then you need to make moves:

As best as I can described this experience: It’s like seeing a dream actualized. Our parents used to tell us, the bullied, the picked upon, that, one day, we’d control the world, and, well, here it is. Apparently “Ocean Marketing is [now] “out of business” and Paul is no longer representing the Avenger.”

I feel it almost necessary to temper this jubilant reaction to the ruination of one man, but … nah, fuck ‘im.